Total Medals Earned: 309 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,940 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Get the first light upgrade.
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/125 points)
And bears, oh my!
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle